Lost Ruins: Video Game Review

What if the market is full of “pixel” metriculosions? Right – add Japanese schoolgirls there in short skirts, forcing them to shove not only monsters, but also to eat down the goblins, as well as to steal the “owner’s sausage”. So Born Lost Ruins – Animemal Humor (Humor Places on the Edge!) Metriculum.

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INLOST RUINS The story of the “Pidnica” is played. The main character (her name is the hall – the heroine) was kinda how designed from his world in the yudol of gloomy gothic castles, dark dungeons, ruins and bloodthirsty monsters who are ready to break it into parts. Naturally, she does not remember anything, and unexpectedly appeared Beatrice, a mysterious girl with the elven ears and in the mantle with a hood, explains that our schoolgirl called for to overcome the dark Mrs. And for this, you first need to defeat her sequences – at the same time and the memory will return.

All characters are drawn pretty.

In the process, she meets many strange personalities, basically it seems also typical Japanese anime girls in short skirts, but, as a rule, extremely inadequate. Among them there are a pair of ghosts, cook maniac, sadistka, cannibal and even a maid in the form … Crocodilitsa (perhaps it is cosplay such!). Plus there is a thick paladin, the Goblin-trader Boris, who is constantly looking for a way out of this gable place, dies, reborn and looking again, as well as two girlfriends zombies, pop stars fans.

Inadequate Japanese schoolgirls are always cool!

Basically, all these characters attack us, but there are those who ask for help – for example, the ghost of one-minded dead girl wants to save her from a teddy rabbit, which has not been allowed to fall asleep. And the aforementioned crocodile maid wants us to return to her “the owner’s sausage” (this is true a piece of sausages), and then “warmed it in her furnace”. In general, boring in LOST RUINS There is no – blood, guts, short skirts and specific humor on the verge. Except for henta9.

To get rid of a teddy rabbit, you will have to solve a difficult riddle.

The main thing is to wear a schoolgirl!

And it is right. because LOST RUINS – the game is not only about skirts and the “sausages of the owner”, but also about the gameplay. And he, on the one hand, turned out to be traditional, and on the other – there was a place for her highlight.

In general, everything is used. We run, jump, fight, using different types of weapons (you can even rush!), trading, looking for keys, pull the levers, sometimes we solve the riddles, open the chests, we select equipment and consumables. For all the laws of the metriculum in some places it does not get right away – only to return later, including through the portal system.

Portals usually stand computers for manual saving.

The chip is that in LOST RUINS no usual pumping system. We are intensifying by new weapons, spells and equipment. And if everything is clear with the blades, axes and “spells”, then with unique accessories that the heroine can put on himself, more interesting.

Each of them gives its bonuses. Gloves increase damage and speed in the near battle, the slingshot – in a distant, bathing suit gives the resistance to electricity in water and prevents the shock, the cleaner (this is such a vessel) neutralizes the poison, and in the same water begins to restore health. And, for example, a sexy costume maid increases damage received from women, and reduces it if the schoolgirl attacks men. Plus there are unique artifacts with their bonuses.

Among them, of course, and panties.

Fighting Sobihiy

Much here is built on a spontaneous damage / resistance. IN LOST RUINS ignite, frozen, etching poison, swing up with lightning – and if you do it in water, then you yourself will suffer. Some liquids light up, others are full of poison, the heroine itself wets, worsens, she opens bleeding and so on, which makes it use consumables. Vegetable soup warms, preventing freezing, water levels damage with fire, but at the same time reduces lightning resistance, and the hot ointment removes bleeding, but our schoolgirl becomes more vulnerable to fire.

Is it worth throwing fire to snowmen?

In addition, it is important to select and change the equipment, considering the current environment and enemies, – the situation with battles in water and in a swimsuit is extremely indicative, but not the only only. And to wear everything will not work – initially only one cell is available at all. Then with the help of some artifacts (for example, striped panties), you can increase their number, although all the same more than three things will not immediately activate.

The game sometimes gives very beautiful frames.

Considering that there are also spells with their spontaneous effects and speed of pronouncing, as well as throwing items like dynamite, battles turn into a really interesting occupation. Yes, control is not the most responsive, but you can get used to. The battles with bosses turned out to be bright, each of which passes in several stages: first beat another Japanese schoolgirl, and then – her huge true incarnation.

Koshets with fists? But…

Lost Ruins places looks vulgar, as if jokes wrote reviewed hentai teenagers. But in general, an attempt to create a non-banking metriculum in the style of Anime was able to: fight, pick up the equipment, follow the plot and by how one Japanese schoolgirl rushes a piece of meat or beats the broom, very interesting.

Pros: an exciting story with its intrigues and unexpected turns;Many charismatic anime girls;Fascinating gameplay, where you need to choose the right weapons, spells and equipment;Mechanics of elements in battles work perfectly;Cute Pixel Art.

Minuses: You need to get used to management;humor in some places fee;Scooty and monotonous voice.